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« on: August 02, 2009, 03:03:59 AM »
I rear ended a woman at full speed....


Whilst heavily drunk...


Pretty much, I was really really really drunk, somehow went to the beach, cut my leg, didn't notice for 3 hours or so, then went to hospital, 6 stitches later, and now I'm here! Twas fun, don't remember much, just when I went to hospital wanting to go to home cos I was fucking knackered.

What this means is I'm off work for a few days and can't go swimming at all, which sucks dick, and I won't be drinking a lot for a while as I got pillz to take. Pics of the girl if your lucky.
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 09:54:36 AM »
Quote from: Scot on July 30, 2009, 05:52:02 PM
I rear ended someones mum. with my willy.



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God, DAMN Scot. Stop determining your own fate Tongue

I'm so sorry to hear that. where did you get your stitches and crap? I hope that even you get better Scot  Embarrassed
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 10:49:29 AM »
It's just below the knee, it's all bandaged, but i'll take pics of the actual cut if i can!
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 02:47:18 PM »
Are these code words again?

Does woman=man in this code language?

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